A woman heard that milk baths would make her beautiful so she left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. Thinking she probably meant 2.5 gallons he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The woman came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and soak in a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful forever."
The milkman asked, "Did you want it pasteurised?"
The blonde thought for a moment and said, "No